The New "Ninety Percent" You sponsored by Nailed It! I started my family very young; I was married just out of high school, and my oldest child was born before I could drink alcohol legally. My second child quickly followed the first, and the next thing I knew, I could recite the words to every song ever sung by a big purple dinosaur before I was old enough to earn a college diploma, had I been inclined to actually go to college. When my two oldest were still in diapers, I rarely left the house. We didn't have much money, and taking my two toddlers anywhere was an exercise in exhaustion. Just thinking about fumbling with diaper bags, car seats, and strollers was enough to make me yearn for a nap, so most excursions into the big, wide world ended in the planning stages. Then there was the total lack of time for myself. Any parent of a young child knows that it's impossible to use the bathroom without an audience; it takes special ops skills on par with Seal Team Six...